AUTHOR: Slublog DATE: 2/02/2005 04:22:00 PM ----- BODY: What to Do - More updates below on the various tales told by Eaton Jordan (called Eaton's Fables by Captain Ed.) The Captain also suggests that viewers contact Time Warner to complain about Jordan's behavior. Sounds like a good idea to me. UPDATE (8:45 p.m.) - Hey, where's my email from CNN? --------